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splashmama: catbountry: racebentdisney: coelasquid: snoozlebee: leidis: penciltests: “Lilo and Stitch” 2002 Deleted Scene Lilo plays a trick on the tourists. IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND I desperately need to understand WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Was this scene cut from the movie??!! Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to...
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satan-doge: oogamisackura: Oh my god i just realized The ‘Heart’ symbol for Homestuck See how it’s only half colored in and its separated from the other half. Dirk’s ‘other half’ was Jake, and they had a particularly messy breakup. Nepeta gave her heart to Karkat, only to be rejected. Meulin’s redboyfriend Kurloz hurt her by turning her deaf in the great honk. Heart players give a part of...
Kiss Day Explanation
sweet-land-of-libertea: Apparently 5/23 is “Kiss Day” because back in 1943, May 23rd was the first day a movie with a kiss scene (“Hatachi no Seishun”) was shown in Japan. At the time, it was such a big deal that the actors involved were protected from actually touching each other with a piece of gauze. …so I kind of love the fact that it’s now being celebrated (at least in part) with gay...
the-hatred-machine: gamzee-the-codtier: baka-you-really-think-i: I WAS IN MY HOTEL ROOM DANCING TO JAPANESE MUSIC IN MY KARKAT COSPLAY WHEN I NOTICED THE CURATINS WERE OPEN AND THIS NEPETA COSPLAYER WAS JUST STARING AT ME AND STARTED TO DANCE TOO WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM IM NOT EVEN AT A CON OR ANYTHING IM SCREAMING sounds like the beginning of a cosplay romance movie I ship...
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aranger930: death-limes: DAVE AND KARKAT ARE BOTH KNIGHTS TEREZI HAS THAT DRAGON THEME THEY BOTH HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS WITH HER THEY’RE KNIGHTS FIGHTING A DRAGON god damn hussie plans everything in every possible way
mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
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